Monday, December 17, 2012

Mis-attributed quotes from Jim Harbaugh's postgame press conference, 49ers 41, Patriots 34


"What do you take from this? Do you take the highs? Do you take the lows? Do you mix them together?"
--Hunter S. Thompson

 "Really loved the way our team sucked it up, so many times. We didn't make all the plays, but we made a lot of plays." --Heidi Fleiss

 "It's a huge task, it's a huge challenge, this environment in December. Not a lot of teams have been successful...real tough environment." --Adolf Hitler

"The ball was hittin' and squirtin' off his hand, and uh, he moved his guide hand, his top hand a little further to the right, and that helped." --Reverend Ted Haggard

"You know, I used to live next to a train station in Chicago. It's like, the more you hear the train, the less you hear it. The more you hear it, the less you hear it, the more you feel it, the less you feel it." --George Clinton

"I think he's acquitting himself well. I think he has a poise that's beyond his years." --Johnnie Cochran

"There was a lot of guys I think that uh, had some bumps, had some bruises, but gutted it out and played their way through it. I think you'll find that when you go into the locker room."
--Jerry Sandusky




Complete video here.