Monday, December 9, 2013

Joe Buck Announces Notable Moments in History

June 28, 1914: "Archduke Ferdinand is waving to the people. Now he's being assassinated. There's a guy out there just assassinating him. He really got assassinated out there today."

April 25, 1915: "Well, regardless of whoever takes Gallipoli and presses forward into the Ottoman capital of Constantinople, one thing I can tell you is that these two sides just plain don't like each other."

October 22, 1929: "If I had to summarize what has just happened, I would say that the stock market has gone down, maybe even a lot."

August 6, 1945: "As you can clearly see on the replay, at the beginning the city of Hiroshima is there, and then it isn't anymore."

June 25, 1950: "If you ask me, the key to this war is going to be taking and holding control of the Korean mainland. Whichever side can do that has a great chance to win."

July 20, 1969: "I think what Armstrong is trying to say here is that he just took a very big step."

April 29, 1972: "We're only a few minutes into this campaign of terror and genocide by Burundi's ruling Tutsi minority against the indigenous Hutu population, but already you can tell that these two ethnic groups just don't much care for each other."

November 17, 1973: "Well sure, there is a mountain of indisputable evidence that President Nixon conducted a campaign of illegal espionage and obfuscation that is stupefying in its scope, but on the other hand he said that he didn't do it."

April 30, 1975: "--wait a minute, I'm getting a bulletin here. Well, apparently Saigon has fallen, and the conflict in Vietnam is over after claiming more than sixty thousand American lives. Later tonight, you won't believe what crazy scheme Fred and Lamont get themselves into this time as Sanford and Sons is back with an all new episode at 8 o'clock Eastern."

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